Between the crazies and the sheets

Stomach pains and all, I'm not sure what to really do. My heart has pounded far too fast for me to be comfortable, and my eyes bat from side to side while I wonder what will happen to me. I keep throwing myself into this alternate universe. This universe where anything is possible. I like to think that perhaps my knight in shining armor will find his way to my room one of these nights and he'll knock on that door. I'll run to it excited or slowly. As I open the door he will swoop me up and carry onto his white stead and off into the sunset we go! But in reality, when does that happen? When are my thoughts about boys and men just crazy?